Business Astrology, Part 1: Divining Your Small Business Horoscope

Gazing at the heavens has been a time-honored tradition, used throughout history to predict everything from the fall harvest to the outcome of military campaigns.

But what if you’re looking to strike out on your own? What’s the most successful zodiac sign in business? Let’s have a little fun and see what type of business might be best suited for your sign.

In this piece, we’ll explore a business horoscope for the first six zodiac signs: Aries through Virgo. Stay tuned for the following six in an upcoming article.

The Best Type of Business for Your Zodiac Sign

ARIES Business Horoscope (March 21– April 19)

Strong-willed, action-oriented, and packing a punch, Aries is the Ram that never stops charging. When it comes to business astrology, excelling in a high-energy business like running a gym seems like a natural fit. Aries carries the motivational energy to encourage both their team of employees and their clients to keep it up and get it done. Inspire both employees and clients to achieve their physical best in a cosmic synergy of sweat and success.

TAURUS Business Horoscope (April 20–May 20)

Taurus, the connoisseur of all things beautiful and pleasing to the senses. Ever thought of running an artisanal store? Your love for quality and attention to detail lends itself to picking the finest things one can appreciate. Plus, Taurus will never shy away from doing the grunt work of running a business. It’s not just about smelling the roses; it’s about selling them too!

GEMINI Business Horoscope (May 21–June 20)

Gemini — multifaceted and detail-oriented — seems destined for communication and sales. Consulting or aiding other businesses might be a natural fit, with a Gemini’s insatiable curiosity driving them to learn whatever is necessary. The busier, the better, particularly if it involves discourse and problem-solving. Gemini’s love of conversation and problem-solving could be seen as a unique business strategy.

CANCER Business Horoscope (June 21–July 22)

Cancer, the nurturing sign of the zodiac. What better way to express your care-giving nature than through opening a bakery or cafe? Food is nurturing, and your sensitive and giving instincts will create a welcoming atmosphere. Employees and patrons alike will feel at home in an environment hosted by you. Serve up your love in cakes and lattes!

LEO Business Horoscope (July 23–August 22)

Leo, the spotlight is calling your name. Your talent for capturing an audience makes you a prime candidate for starting a podcast or vlog. If there’s any sign that would thrive on being in the limelight, especially talking to a large population, it’s you, Leo. Remember, Leo’s desire for the spotlight is not just vanity, but a drive to connect and engage with a broader audience. Lights, camera, action, Leo — your stage awaits!

VIRGO Business Horoscope (August 23–September 22)

Virgo, the perfectionist of the zodiac. Have you considered a cleaning company or becoming a professional organizer? Whatever you’re doing, you’re comfortable being critical, making suggestions, and offering your services to help others improve and optimize their business or life. It’s not just about tidying up; it’s about transforming chaos into order, one dust bunny at a time.

Business Insurance: In Case the Stars Don’t Always Align

Here at Simply Business, we specialize in small business insurance, understanding the unique challenges and opportunities that small businesses face. It’s not quite astrology, but we do have a knack for matching businesses with the right coverage.

Ready to get started? Our handy online quote tool is waiting. You tell us a little about your business, and we’ll do the legwork. It’s a partnership written in the stars, but executed with earthly expertise. Let us be the compass that guides your ship, just as the astrolabe guided ancient explorers.

For all the business astrology signs we’ve explored, consider whether workers’ compensation, business personal property insurance, and/or general liability insurance is the right fit.

You also might consider a Business Owners Policy (BOP). A BOP typically combines multiple insurance coverages, like business personal property and general liability, into one convenient policy. This can make managing your insurance needs simpler and more cost-effective.

Summing Up the Stars

No matter your sign, the stars may just hold the key to your business destiny. Of course, this is all in good fun, but who knows? Maybe the cosmos has led you here, to this article. And maybe business astrology can lead you to where great business ideas await.